mattengarrde asked: ((BABY COME BACK! You can blame it all on me ♪~))

((I-I’M HERE?

I’m just busy with things a lot of the time! ;;

and also shy and lazy as fuck))

thirtyandfour asked: what are yo measurements

((

Nearly six feet (THAT’S LIKE GIGANTIC IN A JAPANESE VIDEOGAME) of total sexy obvs))

thirtyandfour asked: eyyy where you BEEN man

Working.

((He’s been wherever brains go when sudden schedule changes and maladjusted sleep cycles and also a general lack of time for Tumblr RP happen.))

thirtyandfour asked: r u a stupid hoe

Mister Verne—

Anonymous asked: Are you secretly a teenage mutant ninja turtle~?

I—

No. No, I am not.

((Dude no he’s Splinter.))

Anonymous asked: Mr. de Killer, I've always wondered...What do you weigh?

… Er.

I have not weighed myself in some time, but I should be in conformity with the average expected of males in my age group.

((I pity the foo who looks at this ask and does not know what the fuck))

(Source: bleeding-maple)

theprofessionon replied to your post: Spam, is it?

…?

… At least, I assume this website’s staff does not really wish to give me an Apple product.

samuraidudette:

“Yeah you don’t have to tell me that twice dude.” She shrugged. “Doesn’t mean you don’t have those urges. It’s like, apart of being human isn’t it? Even a guy like you must want to look every now and again. Then again…”

… Not particularly.

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